i'll cop a Good and Plenty just for a taste...

...but you have to carefully crack the candy shell without damaging the sweet nectar inside...that's BS...can't a guy just get some quality black licorice...not red, because mainly red is not licorice, it has no licorice ingredient thus making it, not actual "licorice" but thanks anyway clueless register guy for the direction towards the twisted strawberry extravaganza, it's not licorice...not to be too overly obsessive but shit...it's a red twist, let it be said...anyway, all one can really get lately in the convenient stores seems to be some grab ass attempt called Twizzlers...total crap, taste like wax...now the Amish...they know how to make some black licorice! delightful...in closing i will vent one more bitch toward the war on black candies...you can find Dots everywhere but try to find the Mason Companies first boxed deliciousness...the Black Crow chewy licorice flavored candy, nowhere to be found in my neck of the woods. for me being the kid that would always want the black licorice flavored jelly beans when no one else wanted them...shit i was like the Mother Goose if you will, the benevolent foster home for wayward black chewy and rock candy no one else would have...WTF...it's time to re-integrate the candies!!!! President Obama, we need to talk....