can i get a smoke?

so i've noticed as of late that most people are getting a little bit fussy about coughin' up a smoke to a certain someone whom requests ones desire for a butt...what the hell with the 'tude...it's just a fucking smoke, seriously, i know there somewhere in the range of almost fiddycent a piece but puhleeeze, i'll give the fricking cash if you're that strapped no problem...attention all assclowns out there, F. Off...just give me the god damn cig and shut the pie hole.