The End is Near....

i have zero motivation right now...papers due, tests for the next three days...don't want to study, don't want to write...zero motivation. i guess i should be happy summer break is here, but what will i do? i'll be excited for a week(ish), then i'm sure the boredom will set in and there isn't much work around...so what the H will i do, let's take a look at the possibilities.

1) vacation?...too broke, so that's out
2) work?...not much doing but i will be looking, might account for some time til next fall
3) hang-out?...i should be working or something like that instead of being lazy, but it's tempting
4) Great America Water Park...sounds like a good buzz day or two to kill, but still pricey
5) be a productive human being and do good for society as a whole?...F**k that, i hope to be too busy.

oh well, i'm sure before i know it i'll be saying, "shit...where the hell did summer go? now class starts next week and i don't have my shit together..."

Praise the Glorious Swine....

i was worried about the future of the swine with this new vast conspiracy against my beloved meat of choice! i know the other white meat and the red meat villains are behind this!!! bastards!!! pork is awesome, i just had a ham/turkey/and bacon club to protest against this belligerently biased attack on the smartest of all barn animals! i mean just read "animal farm"...that spells it out, pigs rule and they will not be held down because of some market driven media event...unless is a sweet commercial for "Moo and Oink"...but that's all about the kitch...pigs have the ability to laugh and make fun of themselves 'cause their good like that. anyway, don't let the H1N1 hold you back from those glorious baby backs, or that mouth watering brisket! mmm mmm gooood, slop a little sweet baby rays on there, fork in one hand and a slice of white bread w/a pad 'o butter in the other and your good to go...slop it up!!!