Praise the Glorious Swine....

i was worried about the future of the swine with this new vast conspiracy against my beloved meat of choice! i know the other white meat and the red meat villains are behind this!!! bastards!!! pork is awesome, i just had a ham/turkey/and bacon club to protest against this belligerently biased attack on the smartest of all barn animals! i mean just read "animal farm"...that spells it out, pigs rule and they will not be held down because of some market driven media event...unless is a sweet commercial for "Moo and Oink"...but that's all about the kitch...pigs have the ability to laugh and make fun of themselves 'cause their good like that. anyway, don't let the H1N1 hold you back from those glorious baby backs, or that mouth watering brisket! mmm mmm gooood, slop a little sweet baby rays on there, fork in one hand and a slice of white bread w/a pad 'o butter in the other and your good to go...slop it up!!!